Commit it to memory, bitches.

Axel is 22, roaming aimlessly until he can find what he's here to do. He tends to come in two speeds: high strung or lethargic. There are few exceptions. He is a Business Management major, pushed into the field by his boss, a co-owner of a well-known local restaurant. He would rather be head chef, though. He has two true passions. Cooking, and raves.

Axel sports some large scars, but he isn't ashamed of his rough past. He believes he has learned from his mistakes, but he admits that there are more to be made before he is considered "wise."
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the-vanitas-intensifies:

Every time I hear someone say “Shut up!” In a Kingdom hearts game I like to try and imagine what they would say if it wasn’t a Disney game

Braig: So who wants to go first?

Ven: GO FUCK YOURSELF


Xigbar: Why do you always have to look at me like I just drowned your goldfish?

Xion: EAT SHIT

rnikechampa:

preppylife1:

'MERICA

how do I keep counting 50 states when Illinois isn’t even listed

south dakota is listed twice.

I’m in a “bad fanfiction” situation.

My TA, whom I am RIDICULOUSLY attracted to, just asked me out to have drinks. My TA of all the people in the world. What the fuck is happening right now. College AU, anyone?

And to add to the stereotypical bad fanfiction drama, I have a fiancee. Neither woman knows about the existence of the other. 

I think I’m the villain in this story. I honestly don’t know how this happened.

Yuri college AU. Chapters: 1/??. Hurt/confusion/Romance. Rating: my life is fucked.

pulsingcheckeredlights:

[text] Aaaaw I probably shouldn’t even bring over the Notebook as a joke then, huh?  I might wrestle another rom com into the mix so we can stop paying attention and just have some fun.  And Axel! *gay gasp*  You tease me so!  I’ll bring over extra lube because you’re probably as tight now as your virgin ass was before.

Love you, too, dork.  I’ll see you after closing. [/text]

[text]I wouldn’t suggest bringing the Notebook, no. Not unless you wanna spend the night with your best friend (ie your right hand) sleeping on my couch and listening to me fuck MYSELF through the wall. Also, not gonna lie, that last little bit has my southern buddy at attention. The memories, Rox… they alone are enough to get me hard. Hurry up and get outta work, or I might have to take matters into my own hands. Pun intended.[/text]

pulsingcheckeredlights:

[text]Whaaaat??  We can’t have the beers /and/ the cuffs?  I was going to try and make a joke about you being a sub while we were having subs, but now I can’t since we don’t have that prop *sniffles* JK.  I’ll return the favor if you want c;  Just don’t scrub so hard that I’m as red as your hair lol. Do you want me to bring over a certain movie?  For the love of god don’t mention another porn video hahaha[/text]

[text]Of course we can have both, goober. I was just teasing. And who knows, maybe I WILL let you pound me into the mattress. I’m feeling fairly experimental tonight. ;) No preference on movie choice, but I swear to every single thing we both hold dear in this world, if you bring over some floppy-dicked two star box office whiner of a sob story - and by that I mean ANYTHING NICHOLAS SPARKS - I will withhold BOTH MY DICK AND MY ASSHOLE until your balls actually drop, got it?

Love you~[/text]

pulsingcheckeredlights:

fire-crotch:

[text]Mmm… midnight rendezvous sounds scandalous. I like it. You bring the subs, I’ll supply the wrist/ankle cuffs (and by that I DEFINITELY mean the beers). And don’t you worry one little golden hair on that head, kiddo. I’ll scrub you down REAL nice-like, got it memorized? ;) [/text]

[text]Whaaaat??  We can’t have the beers /and/ the cuffs?  I was going to try and make a joke about you being a sub while we were having subs, but now I can’t since we don’t have that prop *sniffles* JK.  I’ll return the favor if you want c;  Just don’t scrub so hard that I’m as red as your hair lol. Do you want me to bring over a certain movie?  For the love of god don’t mention another porn video hahaha[/text]

holy shit it’s 1:30 in the morning.

uh… *nervous laughter* I have 5 pgs minimum to write before 2 pm, so… goodnight!! ^^;;

omhea:

twins finding old shirts in the back of their closet from middle school