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Axel is 22, roaming aimlessly until he can find what he's here to do. He tends to come in two speeds: high strung or lethargic. There are few exceptions. He is a Business Management major, pushed into the field by his boss, a co-owner of a well-known local restaurant. He would rather be head chef, though. He has two true passions. Cooking, and raves.

Axel sports some large scars, but he isn't ashamed of his rough past. He believes he has learned from his mistakes, but he admits that there are more to be made before he is considered "wise."
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“MAKE ME REGRET PUTTING THIS UP BY BEING CURIOUS AND ASKING ME QUESTIONS.”

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
19. Do you like bubble baths?
20. Do you like your neighbors?
21. What are you bad habits?
22. Where would you like to travel?
23. Do you have trust issues?
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
26. What do you do when you wake up?
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
30. Do you ever want to get married?
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
33. Spell your name with your chin.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
40. What do you want to do after high school?
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
43. Do you smile at strangers?
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
46. What are you paranoid about?
47. Have you ever been high?
48. Have you ever been drunk?
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
53. Favourite makeup brand?
54. Favourite store?
55. Favourite blog?
56. Favourite colour?
57. Favourite food?
58. Last thing you ate?
59. First thing you ate this morning?
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
62. Been arrested? For what?
63. Ever been in love?
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
65. Are you hungry right now?
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
67. Facebook or Twitter?
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
69. Are you watching tv right now?
70. Names of your bestfriends?
71. Craving something? What?
72. What colour are your towels?
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
75. Favourite animal?
76. What colour is your underwear?
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
80. What colour pants?
81. Favourite tv show?
82. Favourite movie?
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
87. First person you talked to today?
88. Last person you talked to today?
89. Name a person you hate?
90. Name a person you love?
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
92. In a fight with someone?
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
95. Last movie you watched?
96. Favourite actress?
97. Favourite actor?
98. Do you tan a lot?
99. Have any pets?
100. How are you feeling?
101. Do you type fast?
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
103. Can you spell well?
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
108. What should you be doing?
109. Is something irritating you right now?
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
111. Do you have trust issues?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
115. Do you play the Wii?
116. Are you listening to music right now?
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
118. Do you like Chinese food?
119. Favourite book?
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
121. Are you mean?
122. Is cheating ever okay?
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
125. Do you believe in true love?
126. Are you currently bored?
127. What makes you happy?
128. Would you change your name?
129. What your zodiac sign?
130. Do you like subway?
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
134. Can you count to one million?
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
137. How tall are you?
138. Curly or Straight hair?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
140. Summer or Winter?
141. Night or Day?
142. Favourite month?
143. Are you a vegetarian?
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
145. Tea or Coffee?
146. Was today a good day?
147. Mars or Snickers?
148. What’s your favourite quote?
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?  (via alovelyshadeofasphyxiation)

send me “if i was dating you” descriptions

Please read!!!

terras-terrable-trousers:

I’m so sorry you guys I hate to have to start another donation thing but I really have to for the sake of my family. 

So about two - three months ago my family’s house burnt down. Leaving my mom, stepdad, and my brother and sister homeless. My brother is 6 and my sister is 4. My stepdad has a job but he only makes minimum wage and doesn’t work many hours so obviously he doesn’t make enough to support a family. They’ve been recycling cans to bring food home for the kids. 

I hate seeing my family like this but I can’t help by getting a job because I live in Las Vegas and it’s harder for minors to find work. So please I am desperate for help and I wouldn’t make a fund unless we really needed it. 

Please donate money here

If you live in the Riverside County area in California and can donate food or clothes please message me.

Any help is appreciated whether you can donate or not, please signal boost this post.

Edit: They have tried going to homeless shelters but none will take them in. They have also applied for welfare but they do not have an address so that’s a no go also. 

Let’s play a game!

anakihn:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

GO THROUGH THE TAGS ON THIS POST OH MY GOD.

Eos lip balm? Does that count? It’s minty and makes my mouth tingle~
Either that or Mikes Hard Lemonade, which might burn…

pulsingcheckeredlights:

Roxas tensed when Axel asked whether or not they were in a relationship.  His body began to process the fight or flight response so Roxas’s pupils dilated some so that they could let in more light to let Roxas know better what was going on around him.  Roxas relaxed once he recognized Axel’s sarcastic tone, thinking himself silly for such a response when the two had been together for so long already.  Roxas’s horrible thoughts were dismissed again once Axel admitted he was kidding.  The blond hummed contentedly into the kiss, pressing back gently and giving the redhead a quirk of the lips in response to the other’s grin.

Roxas rolled his eyes once again that night.  ”You know, that really makes me question you and your coworker’s tastes.  Is that what you’re into now?”  The blond joked.  ”Maybe we should pull up some reviews for Madoka before we actually start watching it.  Don’t want to get arrested, now.”

When Axel kissed him for a third time, the blond still gave the redhead’s thin lips a gentle pressure, his hand brushing against Axel’s clothed body and reciprocating the nonverbal communication that impossibly lingered in the air.  ”I was going to stay until you kicked me out-”  He gave Axel’s lips a teasing lick before he reached up and brushed his own bangs back.  ”But my mind can’t decide whether or not that would be tomorrow or you’d just keep me wrapped up on your bed with you for the rest of forever.”

Axel felt how tense Roxas became with his teasing - how the muscles in his stomach tightened and his body grew flushed, pupils dilated as they watched uneasily. But the younger man relaxed after only a couple seconds, so Axel knew he hadn’t overstepped a boundary or crossed a line. The fact that Roxas kissed him back helped confirm that, as well.

"We don’t need reviews, goober." The redhead found himself rolling his eyes flippantly, moving on his elbows so he wasn’t sinking into the back of the couch (and bringing their burrito wrapping with him.) "If it were anything really bad, it wouldn’t be on Netflix." Axel leaned on his outer arm, using the other to push his fiery hair behind his ear and out of his eyes. "Besides. There’s much worse you can go to jail for than some loli sort of anime. Trust me."

They were kissing again after that, and just as Axel used his position above Roxas to his full advantage, the blond used those damned fingers of his to his own advantage. No way was Axel going to let the kid leave that night, no matter what Rox had to do in the morning. But the response was perfect, as it made the redhead’s excuses for why he wanted Roxas to stay null-and-void. And his little lover’s teasing lips made those quickly thought up excuses fade into nothing anyway, so Ax was pretty thankful the kid planned on staying. “Rox, if it were up to me, you’d never leave my bed.” He pulled the younger man’s bottom lip between his teeth teasingly. “That being said, I work tomorrow night, but even while I’m there, you don’t have to leave. I’d never kick you out, kiddo.”

likeasidekick:

Idk what I’m doing or where the fuck this came from, but I blame it on this shit.
mrbenvey:

I think someone requested akuroku a while ago.

pulsingcheckeredlights:

Roxas hissed and grunted a couple of times as Axel readjusted the blankets and their bodies.  ”We are not going to go into a bickering match about sex and burrito innuendos when we have a now complete blanket burrito.”  Roxas stuck out his tongue at the redhead, a small smirk on his face as he also wrapped his legs around his boyfriend - struggling some with the blanket tucked around their bodies - and let the redhead settle between his legs comfortably before realizing that his own position was rather uncomfortable.  He let his legs fall open on both sides of Axel but he left his arms wrapped around the other’s neck, playing with the hair on the nape of the older man’s neck.  He let his fingers massage into the skin beside Axel’s spinal chord at the end of Axel’s hairline.  ”I’m going to have so many bruises on me because of you shuffling about.  Someone is going to ask questions about the relationship I’m in when school starts.”  Roxas chuckled.

"I’ve seen some stills for that anime online and on some clothing, but I don’t know what it’s about.  Promise you’ll give me a shoulder to cry on if I start bawling my eyes out?  Because I’m going into this blind.  Remember the last series your coworker suggested?  We were both bawling our eyes out at random points.  Rainbow… whatever the fuck it was called.  Had to pull it off of some site since it wasn’t on Netflix."  Roxas pulled a hand away from around Axel’s neck to brush some of Axel’s hair behind Axel’s ear.  He looked at Axel for a moment before a soft smile played on his lips.  "It seems cheesy - and shush.  No more cheesy burrito sayings - but it feels like I haven’t seen you in forever, handsome."  He rubbed the cartilage of Axel’s ear between his pointer finger and thumb.

Smiling at Roxas when the boy wrapped legs and arms both around him, Axel decided to bite back the burrito-innuendo he was going to offer. Instead, he let his head fall onto the blond’s chest, feeling the slight movement of Rox’s heart beating underneath his temple. A low, satisfied hum vibrated in his throat as the younger began rubbing fingers against his hairline. “Please, Scratchy McBiteypants.” with a quick eyeroll, Axel scoffed. “Because it totally isn’t like I have to wear long sleeves in the summer just to hide your love nips?” He tilted his head upward in order to look at the underside of Roxas’ chin. Sarcastically, he continued.  ”Besides, who says this is a relationship, anyway? I mean, really, who decides to pick up old dinosaurs at a bus stop, lets said old dinosaur drug them and take ‘em back home, and then gets into something serious with them? That’s just crazy talk.”

Lifting himself back onto his elbows, Axel watched his lover in silence for a second, then dropped down and pressed his lips to Roxas’ chastely. “I’m kidding, of course.” He whispered, kissing the younger again, but slowly this time.

When he pulled back, there was a pretty feral grin plastered on his face. “Madoka’s on Netflix, and he’s assured me we won’t cry. It’s about, like, 12 year old lesbians or some shit. Or we could always start Hannibal~ I bought season 1 the other day. I hear it’s INSANELY gory.” Winking at his boyfriend, the redhead wiggled a little bit, like an excited puppy. “C’mon, cheese! You’re walking into the jokes now!”

Kissing Roxas a third time, Axel used his nonverbal communication skills to let the blond know that he had been pining away for a moment in which they would actually see each other - not simply chat on the phone or text. This time, when he pulled away, there was no silly grin. “I missed you too, kiddo.” He offered although Roxas hadn’t said he had missed him. “You’re gonna spend the night, right? Not gonna suddenly get up at like 11:30 and tell me you have to catch the last bus home?”

Red Roses Mean I Love You

dymondsintheskoi:

incenseandart prompted me to write AkuRoku, so here it is.

The prompt was: Person A works in a flower shop and woos Person B with the language of flowers.

Title: Red Roses Mean I Love You

Pairing: Axel x Roxas

Rating: T

Words: 905

It got kinda not great at the end, but I tried my best.

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This is both adorable and hilarious, and my followers should give it a try. I’m sure you’ll all love it as much as I did! :)